Saturday, October 3, 2009

WWACPS??



What would a child psychologist say?

Once upon a time there lived a family of Green Blobs. There was Baby Blob, Sister Blob, Brother Blob, Mother Blob, and Father Blob. They lived together in the woods.

One day they decided to take a walk, and so they did. While they were walking they came to a...
one eyed monster! They thought he would be mean, but he wasn't! He was really pretty nice.
They decided to bring him home, but unfortunately he couldn't fit through the door! So he had to stay outside. They gave him a blanket, so he would keep warm. A few days later he got sick and died. They were sad and unhappy. They went out for another walk, they looked and looked but still, they couldn't find any more one eyed monsters.
They still kept looking and looking, and they found an unusual creature. It was a dog. They looked at him for a long time. There was a big silence in the woods. Then Sister Blob said, "He looks nice. Can we keep him?" Father Blob said "oh, I guess we can keep him." "Oh thank you thank you!" said Sister Blob.
They brought him home. They fed him and took care of him, but again, HE got sick and died. Again they were sad and unhappy. So they went on another walk and looked around for another pet.
They found a Siamese cat wandering around away from home, so they brought him home and fed him and played with him. One day Baby Blob was crawling around the home and she pulled the cat's tail! The cat was shocked and he got so scared that
HE died.
By and by, they went out for another walkand found a.... BOBCAT! They brought him home, and before they even got through the door he ate them all up and after he was done he licked his chops and said to himself, "BOY THAT WAS GOOD!"


I would have to say that I wasn't the most gifted writer as a child. But I was a pretty darn good illustrator!